General asshats, Rednecks
Circle I Limbo

Republicans
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

No-talent ass clowns, Chris O'Donnell
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Oakland Raider Fans
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Hipsters, Militant Vegans, David Lynch
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Scientologists
Circle VII Burning Sands

PETA Members, Creationists
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

George Bush, The Boston Red Sox
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell