I can't get sex.
Consequentially, I pretty much hate sex.
By extension, I pretty much hate anyone that I know is having sex.
Which is probably high on the list of reasons I might be surly with you even if you're a friend of mine.
There. I'm glad I've said that out loud. Reading this (the whole site's pretty much work-unsafe) struck a chord or two, on a low, somewhat nonspecific level.
Now, then. Back to staring at the wall.