May 27th, 2004
I said today, in jest, that "I would be sad even if I hit a home run which won the World Series for the Yankees ".
I almost locked myself in a closet later when I realized I wasn't kidding.
But then again, I don't give a shit about baseball, the World Series, or the Yankees.
I would be sad if you did that too. In fact, so would most of America outside of the greater N.Y. area. So wouldn't you be happy that you'd brought such misery to so many?
Well, it always cheers me a little when Red Sox fans suffer.
Mmmm...suffering Red Sox fans.
I think the pertinent comment here is: but why are you sad? Especially when so many people love you? Do you want to talk about it?
John! Your sadness offends me! I wish you joy!
Whatever ails you, I hope it abates quickly. And given my lack of LJ activity, hopefully it's already long gone.