December 18th, 2004
Does someone PLEASE want to EXPLAIN TO ME why Val Kilmer is on my TV right now, on the local Fox affiliate, READING Mary Baker Eddy's SCIENCE AND HEALTH WITH KEY TO THE SCRIPTURES?!?!?!?!?
What the FUCK?
There's no doubt about it, it's definitely him. He appears to be outdoors, and is also reading passages from the Bible.
This may be the most random thing that has ever happened to me. Maybe I've finally had that psychotic break I've been waiting for, or maybe I've been launched into a David Lynch movie and no one's told me yet.
Sweet holy fuck, the web is in on it, too.
I really should go to bed before I find an ear in a field or something.
Who knows, maybe when you wake up, you'll have no idea who you are, but you'll be carrying a random bag of cash and a strange key, too.
As far as Iceman goes, he is starring as Moses in The Ten Commandments: The Musical at The Kodak Theatre right now. Maybe he's all god-lovin' now.
|Date:||December 19th, 2004 03:20 am (UTC)|| |
Perhaps he should have asked God for the ability to show expression on his face.
As someone who in (much) younger years investigated CS for a while...
...that's fuckin' funny.
|Date:||December 19th, 2004 10:58 pm (UTC)|| |
But you should know that despite all such bad actor evil in the world, bdar
still sends minion love on your birthday.
|Date:||December 20th, 2004 01:35 am (UTC)|| |
I wonder if I wished you a happy b-day as a minion of bdar
last year ...
Er, I mean Happy Birthday!
|Date:||December 20th, 2004 05:27 am (UTC)|| |
I have no idea about Val Kilmer, but bdar
instructed me to come here and say happy birthday. Therefore, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Happy Birthday, dear friend.
Much love to you from both me & my other half.
|Date:||December 21st, 2004 02:05 pm (UTC)|| |
Happy birthday! Do not let Val Kilmer's disturbing behavior influence your revelry!