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December 18th, 2004


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01:47 am
Does someone PLEASE want to EXPLAIN TO ME why Val Kilmer is on my TV right now, on the local Fox affiliate, READING Mary Baker Eddy's SCIENCE AND HEALTH WITH KEY TO THE SCRIPTURES?!?!?!?!?

What the FUCK?

There's no doubt about it, it's definitely him. He appears to be outdoors, and is also reading passages from the Bible.

This may be the most random thing that has ever happened to me. Maybe I've finally had that psychotic break I've been waiting for, or maybe I've been launched into a David Lynch movie and no one's told me yet.

Sweet holy fuck, the web is in on it, too.

I really should go to bed before I find an ear in a field or something.

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From:serendipidy
Date:December 18th, 2004 10:03 am (UTC)

ear!

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Who knows, maybe when you wake up, you'll have no idea who you are, but you'll be carrying a random bag of cash and a strange key, too.

As far as Iceman goes, he is starring as Moses in The Ten Commandments: The Musical at The Kodak Theatre right now. Maybe he's all god-lovin' now.
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From:arettber
Date:December 19th, 2004 03:20 am (UTC)
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Perhaps he should have asked God for the ability to show expression on his face.
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From:mr_ducktape
Date:December 19th, 2004 05:09 pm (UTC)
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As someone who in (much) younger years investigated CS for a while...

...that's fuckin' funny.
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From:ludimagist
Date:December 19th, 2004 10:58 pm (UTC)

Happy Birthday!

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But you should know that despite all such bad actor evil in the world, bdar still sends minion love on your birthday.

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From:ke_jia
Date:December 20th, 2004 01:35 am (UTC)
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I wonder if I wished you a happy b-day as a minion of bdar last year ...

Happy You're-a-year-closer-to-death-day!

Er, I mean Happy Birthday!
From:eee1313
Date:December 20th, 2004 05:27 am (UTC)
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I have no idea about Val Kilmer, but bdar instructed me to come here and say happy birthday. Therefore, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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From:drbasscat
Date:December 20th, 2004 06:23 am (UTC)
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Happy Birthday man.
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From:davesanngel
Date:December 20th, 2004 02:54 pm (UTC)
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Happy Birthday, dear friend.

Much love to you from both me & my other half.

=)=)=)=)=)=)=)=)=)=)=)=)=)=)=)=)=)=)=)=)=)=)=)=)=)=)=)
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From:two_wugs
Date:December 21st, 2004 02:05 pm (UTC)
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Happy birthday! Do not let Val Kilmer's disturbing behavior influence your revelry!

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