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November 5th, 2005

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11:07 am
When on an elevator--usually only with one other person, though it's happened in groups as large as four--am I the only one who has the internal conversation, "I could take 'em. This elevator gets stuck and we have to resort to cannibalism, I'm totally the one who comes out alive"?

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Date:November 5th, 2005 07:38 pm (UTC)


Nope, can't quite say I've done that one.
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Date:November 6th, 2005 03:43 am (UTC)
well *now* I'm going to be assessing my chances...

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Date:November 7th, 2005 01:09 pm (UTC)
I don't often think that on elevators -- my logic being that they'd probably rescue us before it came to that.

It's when the tornado sirens start going off downtown, and I think:

"I'm one of this company's trained Emergency Response Team. I know CPR and non-surgical emergency first aid. I know where we keep the company's three-day supply of food and bottled water....

...but on Day Four, Tracy is lunch."
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Date:November 7th, 2005 04:17 pm (UTC)
Sort of. I used to periodically make myself feel better by thinking that, if it came to it, I could actually beat up my boss.
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Date:November 7th, 2005 04:19 pm (UTC)
Oh, yeah. I do that one, too. Especially since I know where I keep the baseball bat.

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