The (tornado/air raid/disaster) sirens are going off for no reason at all.
When I called the police department, they answered the phone "Do you have an emergency, or are you calling about the sirens?"
My alarm goes off in less than four hours.
I STILL HAVE NOT YET BEEN TO SLEEP TONIGHT.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
If you'll excuse me, I'm going to try to shuffle off to "Not-Enough-Sleep Land"--a place where (somewhat ironically) I spend too much time.
